The Cool, the Cheap & the Crazy | 10th Edition

Heroes & Alter-Egos Framed Painting Prints

¥122.45

Coming off the joyride that was Captain America: Civil War, these belong on your walls. They've got Batman and Superman as well, for those who enjoyed Batman v Superman... *crickets*

 

Cute USB Flash Drives

From ¥25

Seller Xueyan has a great collection of cute USB sticks so you can sprinkle a little joy in the transfer of work files to colleagues.

 

Space Cop Kids Three-Wheeled Scooter

From ¥320.90

Please make an adult-sized version for living out Jean-Claude Van Damme action hero cop fantasies.

 

MLILY Memory Foam Mattress

¥269.45

Says Baopals cofounder Jay, "I got the 5cm king size and it might be the best ¥500 I've ever spent. All these years sleeping on a rock that doubled as a mattress - now I sink down into my new cushy bed and wonder what took me so long."

Simple Household Dustpan & Broom Set

¥25.75

¥25 to give yourself (or your ayi, let's be honest) proper household cleaning supplies seems like a no-brainer to us.

 

Men's Boxer Briefs

¥28.90

Marks & Spencer sells boxer briefs for about ¥200 each. It's madness! We love your crunchy peanut butter, M&S, but if we're spending ¥200 on boxer briefs they ought to give us superpowers down there.

 

Foreplay Dice Game

¥17.26

It's all fun and games until your boss brings this out at the company teambuilding event. 

 

"Pull My Finger Willy" Fart Guy

¥39.50

Judging by the ratings, this probably doesn't work. But the product images are good for a few giggles.

 

The Elizabeth Guilt Cushion

¥29

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID ELIZABETH.