The Cool, the Cheap & the Crazy | 19th Edition

Solar 20,000mAh Power Bank

¥152.90

According to the Internet (so it must be true), the sun continuously pelts the earth with 35,000 times the amount of energy required by our planet. Now you can harness the power of Helios, which according to the product images is apparently powerful enough to launch rockets into space!

Beer Inversion Insulated Glass

¥35.09

Every wonder why some people are happy-go-lucky drunks, while others are grumpy or overly-sensitive drunks? This quality insulated glass turns the bottle, and your frown, upside down.

Van Gogh Painting Umbrellas

¥100.40

These umbrellas are simply earreplaceable. And this starry night iPhone case ain't too shabby either!

Nature House Seasonings Ensemble

¥28.90

It’s BBQ season, and this super cheap ensemble comes with five-spice powder, cumin, chili, sesame, and black pepper. Fire it up!

Cheeky Boxer Briefs, 4 Pack

¥55.25

Something's trying to escape from your pants... your wallet! As you get ready to pounce on this great deal on boxer briefs.

Soft Plastic Mealtime Bibs

From ¥18.19

Naturally waterproof and stain-resistant, so it won't soak up water or food. They can also be rolled up to contain most of the mess until ready to wash. These can also be used to hold your popcorn or ice cream while you lay in bed all day binge-watching Orange is the New Black.

Bacon Band-Aids

¥15.88

Warning: may result in cannibalism.

The Facekini

¥23.75

You didn't think the facekini was going away, did you?! Not a chance. Even glamorous laowai are now embracing the facekini.

Handerpants

¥230.71

Introducing handerpants: a socially acceptable way to keep both hands in your undies at all times.

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