10 Totally Legit Beauty Treatments

We scoured our website for the best beauty treatments in the biz. Improve your appearance and gain the admiration and respect of your peers with just a few simple steps.
Nose Augmentation Clip

Pinch your nose in this contraption for 20 minutes per day to get a higher, more shapely nose. Just don't forget to breathe with your mouth.

Face Slimming Bandage

Reshape your face and get yourself a ticket to skip the gym. This face mask uses physiotherapy technology that will help to enhance your beautiful face by firming & shaping it painlessly.

Face Lifting Roller Massager

Cut your Botox bill in half with this magical roller. It claims to vibrate 6,000 times per minute, transmitting serum into your skin to make you looks 10 years younger.

Chin-Lifter Trainer

Did you know that if you keep your mouth open for the entire day your face will get slimmer? It's probably because it will make eating anything incredibly difficult.

Double Eyelid Cream

Get as many eyelids as you want by applying this gel to your eyelid, using a small stick to create the double eyelid shape and then peeling it off gently.

Slimming Facial Massager

This face mask will give your face's acupuncture points a light massage to increase blood circulation and get rid of all the wrinkles you got from smiling too much in your younger years.

Hair Growth Essence

Prince William Approved! How else do you think he landed a babe like Kate Middleton?

Radiation Protection Mask

Don't let the radiation from the computer screen ruin your skin. Simply put any hydrating essence you have on the mask and tie it onto your face and neck. It even covers your ears too!

Big Lips Serum

If you want to look extra kissable, apply this serum on your lips and you'll see results the next day... or at least that's what the seller says.

Wonder Patch

Screw the gym! All you need for a perfect summer body is this wonder patch, faith and a little bit of pixie dust.