We’ve all been there, in a bar, in a stadium, at a house party...you’re watching the big game/match/fight and everyone is cheering wildly for their home nation’s side...but wait. You feel pitifully left out. You have no flag. You have no vuvuzela. You have no face paint. Everyone is doubting your commitment to the cause! Do you really want your team to win? Or are you just there for the free lukewarm, day-old beer? Well cry into your pint no longer! With these 12 items, not only will people never doubt your patriotism ever again. You’re going to be the one they all turn to when the troops need rallying in times of trouble!
Johnny Roastbeef was born in New York City and has always enjoyed working with large groups of people. His hobbies include fast cars and knot-tying.