9 Ways To Give Your Apartment A “Woman’s Touch”

Speaking heavily from experience here, moms everywhere are sure to give you their two cents when it comes to the decoration of your pad. I have lost count of the amount of times I’ve been told that my place is in dire need of a woman’s touch. My response is always, “Why? I have a bed, I have a shower, what else do I need?”

Lots apparently.

If you’re in the same boat as me and all you want is a bit of peace and quiet, then don’t worry…These suggestions will shut even the most vocal of Mother’s up…trust me.

Because your apartment needs a good lookin’, good smellin’ fire hazard.

Wooden sticks to make your place smell nice.

No…it’s not subjective. It’s a picture…in a frame…to draw attention to an otherwise boring wall.

To protect your table from water stains, and to fool that attractive member of the opposite sex that you’re neat and tidy.

It creates more space in a room apparently. And you can look at yourself.

Yeah…even I’m stumped on why this stuff is a good idea.

Let there be light! To give your place that warm glow you didn’t know it needed.

Screw watering those needy bastards every day…get some forever ones.

Don’t ask me why, but I was told my floor was boring.

Guest blogger Johnny Roastbeef was born in New York City and has always enjoyed working with large groups of people. His hobbies include fast cars and knot-tying.