Be the Best Laowai You Can Be

Embrace your identity as a laowai with some unique clothing that only a foreigner living in China would truly understand. And while you're at it, pick up some t-shirts with Chinese expressions on them. We all know how much Chinese people love wearing shirts with English words on them, so it seems like the right thing to do!

As we all know, this is actually a very effective campaign slogan.

Tourist Icons T-Shirt

From ¥78.45

Stuck in a rut and unable to rely on Pleco for help? Point to what you need on this shirt, whether it's shelter, a bathroom, wifi or other essentials.

Impress the Chinese locals by listing out all the medical benefits of drinking hot water. You might be there for a while, because it's a pretty long list.

You are what you wear after all.

Wear this t-shirt in public and you'll get that universal nod of respect from the Chinese people that agree with this saying.

Tyrion Lannister said it best... "Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."

This shirt reads "Hello! Thank you. I don't understand." Wear one next time you go to a market to avoid some stressful situations.

Don't feed the laowai, don't touch the laowai and don't take photos of the laowai. They just want to be left alone like everybody else!

Do you want to convey your identity to someone in Chinese but lack the vocabulary? This shirt says it all.

Is someone trying to cut you in line or take the didi you just called? Just give them the ol' stink eye and point at this shirt.

Put it on your bag or keys, and everyone will know that they belong to you.

This sticker warns people to back off! Stick it on your luggage, personal belongings or forehead.

Nobody wants to scam a nice laowai wearing a bucket hat promoting world peace. It's just too darn cute!

Be Nice T-Shirt

¥28.25

It's a simple message that unites us all, regardless of where we come from.

Another good shirt to wear when you're going out in public and don't feel like putting up with anyone.