Be the Best Laowai You Can Be

Embrace your identity as a laowai with some unique clothing that only a foreigner living in China would truly understand. And while you're at it, pick up some t-shirts with Chinese expressions on them. We all know how much Chinese people love wearing shirts with English words on them, so it seems like the right thing to do!

Make Laowai Great Again T-Shirt

As we all know, this is actually a very effective campaign slogan.

Tourist Icons T-Shirt

Stuck in a rut and unable to rely on Pleco for help? Point to what you need on this shirt, whether it's shelter, a bathroom, wifi or other essentials.

Drink More Hot Water T-Shirt

Impress the Chinese locals by listing out all the medical benefits of drinking hot water. You might be there for a while, because it's a pretty long list.

Sad and Fat T-Shirt

You are what you wear after all.

I'm Very Fierce T-Shirt

Do you want to convey your identity to someone in Chinese but lack the vocabulary? This shirt says it all.

Here Comes The Laowai T-Shirt

Tyrion Lannister said it best... "Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."

Leave Me Alone T-Shirt

Is someone trying to cut you in line or take the didi you just called? Just give them the ol' stink eye and point at this shirt.

Creative Laowai Keychain

Put it on your bag or keys, and everyone will know that they belong to you.

Do Not Touch Me Sticker

This sticker warns people to back off! Stick it on your luggage, personal belongings or forehead.

World Peace Bucket Hat

Nobody wants to scam a nice laowai wearing a bucket hat promoting world peace. It's just too darn cute!

Be Nice T-Shirt

It's a simple message that unites us all, regardless of where we come from.

Don't Want To Talk T-Shirt

Another good shirt to wear when you're going out in public and don't feel like putting up with anyone.

Laowai Greeting T-Shirt

This shirt reads "Hello! Thank you. I don't understand." Wear one next time you go to a market to avoid some stressful situations.

Creative Laowai T-Shirt

Don't feed the laowai, don't touch the laowai and don't take photos of the laowai. They just want to be left alone like everybody else!