"Well, The Keys is the keys to success, keys to life... keys of winning, keys of joy, keys of happiness. The keys never run out, each key leads to the next key." - DJ Khaled

Designed to trim, edge, and shave any length of hair, from a 5 o'clock shadow to Merlin's beard.

Cue the general dad music most dads seem to like (and forced you to listen to growing up).

Includes shower gel, shampoo, facial cleanser and aftershave for looking and smelling your best.

Big Brother wants you to buy these novels for your dad.

Step aside, all inferior grillmasters!

Makes for a great gift from the Best Offspring Ever.

"[Insert sibling's name here] wanted to get you a salad."

The Enmex Watch Store gets a lot of action on Baopals. One look at the clean and sleek design explains why.

From professionally shot photos to silly family photos that you would never want to see the light of day, this is everything you need to get started printing your own high-quality images right at home.

The basic essentials for survival in a cruel world.

Here's a great opportunity for a poorly timed dad joke about how he won't have to hear your mother complaining anymore.